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Fabbrication - Comedy http://fabbrication.net/blog/ In My Humble Opinion en Serendipity 1.4.1 - http://www.s9y.org/ Sat, 25 Feb 2012 12:19:00 GMT http://fabbrication.net/blog/templates/default/img/s9y_banner_small.png RSS: Fabbrication - Comedy - In My Humble Opinion http://fabbrication.net/blog/ 100 21 Fear the Habanero Fritters http://fabbrication.net/blog/archives/99-Fear-the-Habanero-Fritters.html Comedy http://fabbrication.net/blog/archives/99-Fear-the-Habanero-Fritters.html#comments http://fabbrication.net/blog/wfwcomment.php?cid=99 0 http://fabbrication.net/blog/rss.php?version=2.0&type=comments&cid=99 nospam@example.com (admin) Ate half of a fritter last night and just about died. Need to keep training.<br /> Man v. Food - Super Spicy Fritters in Portland<br /> <br /> <iframe src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/d78a0f8bbf" width="512" height="328" frameborder="0"></iframe><div style="text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:512px;"><a href="http://fabbrication.net/blog/exit.php?url_id=1835&amp;entry_id=99" onmouseover="window.status='http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d78a0f8bbf/man-v-food-super-spicy-fritters-in-portland';return true;" onmouseout="window.status='';return true;" title="'from TravelChannelTV">Man v. Food - Super Spicy Fritters in Portland</a> - watch more <a href="http://fabbrication.net/blog/exit.php?url_id=1836&amp;entry_id=99" onmouseover="window.status='http://www.funnyordie.com/';return true;" onmouseout="window.status='';return true;" title="on Funny or Die">funny videos</a> <iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?app_id=138711277798&amp;href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnyordie.com%2Fvideos%2Fd78a0f8bbf%2Fman-v-food-super-spicy-fritters-in-portland&amp;send=false&amp;layout=button_count&amp;width=150&amp;show_faces=false&amp;action=like&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:90px; height:21px; vertical-align:middle;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe><br /> </div><br /> www.funnyordie.com<br /> Adam visits Salvador Molly's in Portland, Oregon where he attempts to win the Great Balls of Fire Challenge -- taking down 5 habanero fritters with habanero salsa -- to ge Sat, 25 Feb 2012 12:19:00 +0000 http://fabbrication.net/blog/archives/99-guid.html Grizly Bear Cub & Wolf Cub Playing http://fabbrication.net/blog/archives/100-Grizly-Bear-Cub-Wolf-Cub-Playing.html Comedy http://fabbrication.net/blog/archives/100-Grizly-Bear-Cub-Wolf-Cub-Playing.html#comments http://fabbrication.net/blog/wfwcomment.php?cid=100 0 http://fabbrication.net/blog/rss.php?version=2.0&type=comments&cid=100 nospam@example.com (admin) Need a pick-me-up dose of cuteness? Here ya go: Lil' Bear and Tala playing in the Gift Shop of the Woodland Zoo. Note: In the middle of the clip there are pictures of these guys as they are 6 years later.<br /> <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vL8x7LcA-Y4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Wed, 01 Feb 2012 12:20:00 +0000 http://fabbrication.net/blog/archives/100-guid.html Infants are Often Full Duplex http://fabbrication.net/blog/archives/85-Infants-are-Often-Full-Duplex.html Comedy http://fabbrication.net/blog/archives/85-Infants-are-Often-Full-Duplex.html#comments http://fabbrication.net/blog/wfwcomment.php?cid=85 0 http://fabbrication.net/blog/rss.php?version=2.0&type=comments&cid=85 nospam@example.com (admin) PORTLAND, OR - Aug 12, 2008. Researchers at the Fabbri Baby Institute today released the results of their week-long study of input and output behavior of newborn infants. The scientists made a surprising discovery when one of their test subjects, baby Adria, produced some mass in her test diaper while simultaneously consuming test milk.<br /> <br /> <blockquote>We've discovered that infants, in general, are often born with the amazing ability to consume food, and at the same time expell waste. This was determined by our elite supercomputers, when their algorithms detected simultaneous "slurp" and "poot-ra-toot-poot" sound patterns in a recording of the test subject.</blockquote><br /> <br /> Researchers explained that this phenonoma of being able to input and output at the same time is known as being "full duplex".<br /> <br /> <blockquote>We've known about this behavior in the past, but only in the context of computer networks, where having the ability to input and output at the same time is known as "full duplex".</blockquote><br /> <br /> <b>Identify Full Duplex Infants</b><br /> <br /> Scientists are urging parents of full-duplex babies to appropriately label their children by purchasing and using official "full duplex" baby clothes, available below.<br /> <br /> <a href="http://fabbrication.net/blog/exit.php?url_id=1696&amp;entry_id=85" title="http://www.cafepress.com/full_duplex" onmouseover="window.status='http://www.cafepress.com/full_duplex';return true;" onmouseout="window.status='';return true;"><img src="http://beater.kicks-ass.net/img-host/full-duplex-onesie.jpg"></a><br /> <br /> <a href="http://fabbrication.net/blog/exit.php?url_id=1696&amp;entry_id=85" title="http://www.cafepress.com/full_duplex" onmouseover="window.status='http://www.cafepress.com/full_duplex';return true;" onmouseout="window.status='';return true;">Order here</a>. Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:15:47 +0000 http://fabbrication.net/blog/archives/85-guid.html SNL Video: Ooops, I crapped my pants. http://fabbrication.net/blog/archives/82-SNL-Video-Ooops,-I-crapped-my-pants..html Comedy http://fabbrication.net/blog/archives/82-SNL-Video-Ooops,-I-crapped-my-pants..html#comments http://fabbrication.net/blog/wfwcomment.php?cid=82 0 http://fabbrication.net/blog/rss.php?version=2.0&type=comments&cid=82 nospam@example.com (admin) This skit is an oldie but a goodie.<br /> <br /> <object width="510" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/WnULIr1_eEhjAY_v2kFGAg"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/WnULIr1_eEhjAY_v2kFGAg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="510" height="295"></embed></object> Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:04:59 +0000 http://fabbrication.net/blog/archives/82-guid.html The Cart Wisperer: rescues shopping carts http://fabbrication.net/blog/archives/80-The-Cart-Wisperer-rescues-shopping-carts.html Comedy http://fabbrication.net/blog/archives/80-The-Cart-Wisperer-rescues-shopping-carts.html#comments http://fabbrication.net/blog/wfwcomment.php?cid=80 0 http://fabbrication.net/blog/rss.php?version=2.0&type=comments&cid=80 nospam@example.com (admin) Not only have these people made a video about rescuing poor abandonded shopping carts like they are majestic wild beasts, but they've made a <a href="http://fabbrication.net/blog/exit.php?url_id=1672&amp;entry_id=80" title="http://www.nomoreabandonedcarts.com/" onmouseover="window.status='http://www.nomoreabandonedcarts.com/';return true;" onmouseout="window.status='';return true;">whole website</a> about it, and bought online advertising to promote it. What pointless sillyness. Bravo.<br /> <br /> <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bks1iN9dwAU"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bks1iN9dwAU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:30:51 +0000 http://fabbrication.net/blog/archives/80-guid.html The Landlord: Will Ferrell Short with Cursing Baby http://fabbrication.net/blog/archives/78-The-Landlord-Will-Ferrell-Short-with-Cursing-Baby.html Comedy http://fabbrication.net/blog/archives/78-The-Landlord-Will-Ferrell-Short-with-Cursing-Baby.html#comments http://fabbrication.net/blog/wfwcomment.php?cid=78 0 http://fabbrication.net/blog/rss.php?version=2.0&type=comments&cid=78 nospam@example.com (admin) <object width="464" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=74" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="464" height="388" flashvars="key=74" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><noscript><a href="http://fabbrication.net/blog/exit.php?url_id=1675&amp;entry_id=78" title="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74" onmouseover="window.status='http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74';return true;" onmouseout="window.status='';return true;">The Landlord</a> on <a href="http://fabbrication.net/blog/exit.php?url_id=1676&amp;entry_id=78" title="http://www.funnyordie.com" onmouseover="window.status='http://www.funnyordie.com';return true;" onmouseout="window.status='';return true;">FunnyOrDie.com</a></noscript> Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:45:54 +0000 http://fabbrication.net/blog/archives/78-guid.html Bush Reminds of Monty Python: Every Sperm Is Sacred http://fabbrication.net/blog/archives/66-Bush-Reminds-of-Monty-Python-Every-Sperm-Is-Sacred.html Comedy http://fabbrication.net/blog/archives/66-Bush-Reminds-of-Monty-Python-Every-Sperm-Is-Sacred.html#comments http://fabbrication.net/blog/wfwcomment.php?cid=66 0 http://fabbrication.net/blog/rss.php?version=2.0&type=comments&cid=66 nospam@example.com (admin) President Bush's <a href="http://fabbrication.net/blog/exit.php?url_id=1678&amp;entry_id=66" title="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070620/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_stem_cells_32" onmouseover="window.status='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070620/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_stem_cells_32';return true;" onmouseout="window.status='';return true;">veto today</a> of a bill to allow embryonic stem cell research reminds me of one of my favorite scenes from Monty Python's <i>Meaning of Life</i>.<br /> <br /> <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/U0kJHQpvgB8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/U0kJHQpvgB8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /> <br /> The Catholic father in the clip loses his job at the factory, and comes home to tell his many, many children that he can no longer afford to feed them. If the Church had allowed him to use a condom, he says, he wouldn't have to sell his children off for scientific research.<br /> <br /> This scene is such a funny jab at the Church for its negative stance on condom use. At a time when the world faces overpopulation and starving children, one must not waste a single sperm. <br /> <br /> This is almost as silly as discarding embryos at fertility clinics instead of using them to find a cure for diseases which cause much suffering. The children in the scene are analgous to the frozen embryos, who must be discarded (because they cannot be fed), instead of offending the Church by wasting a single sperm.<br /> <br /> Wed, 20 Jun 2007 20:44:29 +0000 http://fabbrication.net/blog/archives/66-guid.html